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Drink Menu
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Minnow Shots
The myth....the legend. Yes, there's a real minnow. No, you can't name him.
Lake Water
Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao & Pineapple Juice
Slippery Dick
Coconut Rum, Peach Schnapps, Orange & Pineapple Juice
The Money Shot
Our Spin on a White Tea; Vodka, peach Schnapps & Citrus Simple Syrup
Dick's Panty Dropper
Western Son Blueberry & Lemonade
Wet Pussy
Amaretto, Peach Schnapps, Pineapple & Cranberry Juice
Cocktails
Shaken, stirred, and slightly unhinged—our hand-mixed cocktails are crafted with care and a splash of bad decisions
Electric Tea Bag
Long Island Iced Tea Pepped Up with Red Bull & Bols Blackberry Liqueur
The Squirter
Butterfly Cannon Grapefruit Tequila, Squirt Soda & Lime Juice with a Splash of Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice
Lake Water
Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao & Pineapple Juice
G-Spot
Cruzan Strawberry Rum with Lemonade & Water
Ozark Mountain Hooch
Ole Smokey Blackberry Moonshine, Bols Black Raspberry Liqueur & Lemonade
Sex Wax
Captain Morgan, Banana Rum & Pineapple Juice
Lemon Lay
Deep Eddy Vodka, Sprite & lemonade (Try it with Strawberry Puree & make it a Strawberry Lay)
Dick's Pineapple Express
Cruzan Pineapple Rum, Cruzan Mango Rum, Peach Schnapps, Orange & Pineapple Juice
Big Dick Kahuna
Dick's Tropical Rum Blend, Orange, Pineapple & Cranberry Juice
Cherry Limeade
Cherry Svedka, Sprite, Grenadine & Lime
Sex with the Bartender
Cruzan Pineapple Rum, Orange Juice, Sprite & Grenadine
Island Mule
RumHaven Caribbean Rum, Ginger Beer & a Splash of Lime
Liquid Sunshine
1800 Coconut, Coconut Water, Pineapple Juice
Dick's House Margarita
Hornito's Plata 100% Agave Tequila, Triple Sec, Zing Zang Margarita mix & Lime Juice
UPGRADE TO OUR TOP SHELF MARGARITA: 1800 Crystalino & Grand Marnier
Frozen Drinks
Blended to perfection and dangerously easy to love—our frozen cocktails are cold, colorful, and just slippery enough to ruin your good judgment
Margaritas
Mango, Strawberry or Traditional
Daquiris
Strawberry, Mango, Pain in the Ass, Pina Colada, Miami Vice or Rum Runner
The Banana Hammock
Coconut Rum, Banana Liqueur & Creme de Cacao
Mango Tango
Strawberry & Mango
Coco Loco
Strawberry, Pina Colada & Raspberry Liqueur