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Drink Menu

Thirsty? You're in the right place. Just don't ask for water.

THIS PAGE IS FOR DRINKS ONLY

Minnow Shots

The myth....the legend. Yes, there's a real minnow. No, you can't name him.

Lake Water

Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao & Pineapple Juice

Slippery Dick

Coconut Rum, Peach Schnapps, Orange & Pineapple Juice

The Money Shot

Our Spin on a White Tea; Vodka, peach Schnapps & Citrus Simple Syrup

Dick's Panty Dropper

Western Son Blueberry & Lemonade

Wet Pussy

Amaretto, Peach Schnapps, Pineapple & Cranberry Juice

Cocktails

Shaken, stirred, and slightly unhinged—our hand-mixed cocktails are crafted with care and a splash of bad decisions

Electric Tea Bag

Long Island Iced Tea Pepped Up with Red Bull & Bols Blackberry Liqueur

The Squirter

Butterfly Cannon Grapefruit Tequila, Squirt Soda & Lime Juice with a Splash of Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice

Lake Water

Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao & Pineapple Juice

G-Spot

Cruzan Strawberry Rum with Lemonade & Water

Ozark Mountain Hooch

Ole Smokey Blackberry Moonshine, Bols Black Raspberry Liqueur & Lemonade

Sex Wax

Captain Morgan, Banana Rum & Pineapple Juice

Lemon Lay

Deep Eddy Vodka, Sprite & lemonade (Try it with Strawberry Puree & make it a Strawberry Lay)

Dick's Pineapple Express

Cruzan Pineapple Rum, Cruzan Mango Rum, Peach Schnapps, Orange & Pineapple Juice

Big Dick Kahuna

Dick's Tropical Rum Blend, Orange, Pineapple & Cranberry Juice

Cherry Limeade

Cherry Svedka, Sprite, Grenadine & Lime

Sex with the Bartender

Cruzan Pineapple Rum, Orange Juice, Sprite & Grenadine

Island Mule

RumHaven Caribbean Rum, Ginger Beer & a Splash of Lime

Liquid Sunshine

1800 Coconut, Coconut Water, Pineapple Juice

Dick's House Margarita

Hornito's Plata 100% Agave Tequila, Triple Sec, Zing Zang Margarita mix & Lime Juice

UPGRADE TO OUR TOP SHELF MARGARITA: 1800 Crystalino & Grand Marnier

Frozen Drinks

Blended to perfection and dangerously easy to love—our frozen cocktails are cold, colorful, and just slippery enough to ruin your good judgment

Margaritas

Mango, Strawberry or Traditional

Daquiris

Strawberry, Mango, Pain in the Ass, Pina Colada, Miami Vice or Rum Runner

The Banana Hammock

Coconut Rum, Banana Liqueur & Creme de Cacao

Mango Tango

Strawberry & Mango

Coco Loco

Strawberry, Pina Colada & Raspberry Liqueur

Hey there Party Animal! We're thrilled you're here, ready to sip something smooth, bubbly, or with a fish. But before you dive headfirst into a margarita the size of your face, a quick word: PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY. That means no challenging the bartender to a shot-off, no climbing on tables (even if the playlist slaps), and definitely no trying to adopt the barstool as your emotional support furniture. Our staff is trained to serve you fun, not regrets. So if you're wobbling more than your cocktail jelly shot, we might switch you to water with a very sincere look of concern. Need a ride? Ask us! We've got apps, cabs, teleportation devices (pending), and lots of good vibes to get you home safe. Cheers to good times, great food, and making memories that don't involve explaining things to your group chat the next day. Thank you, Big Dick.
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