5 Shops, Zero Shame
Big Dick's Halfway Inn
Big Dick's Dam Near Inn
1307 Bagnell Dam Blvd Suite C
Lake Ozark, MO 65049
12856 John's Way
Madeira Beach, FL 33708
318 Old San Carlos Blvd
Fort Myers Beach, FL 33931
319 John Ringling Blvd
Sarasota, FL 34236
Located atop our Tiki Bar at Big Dick's Halfway Inn. Small but mighty—this is where it all started. Packed wall-to-wall with personality, plus exclusive merch you won’t find anywhere else (because we like to keep a few secrets).
Right in the middle of the historic Bagnell Dam Strip, where the foot traffic is heavy and the laughs are louder. Swing in, cool off, and grab something that’ll raise a few eyebrows back home.
Our first Florida troublemaker. Sun, sand, and a shop full of souvenirs that scream “vacation mode: questionable decisions encouraged.
A little beachy, a little rowdy, and fully stocked with the kind of gear that pairs perfectly with saltwater and cold drinks.
Laid-back vibes with just enough mischief. It’s the classy side of our chaos… but don’t worry, we still brought the fun.